Today is not my day

So roughly an hour ago, I heard what sounded like a bomb or my yard gate being slammed, so I duck behind a chair and call my mom who doesn’t answer.

I grab my BB gun and run with the dogs towards the bathroom to hide. After waiting for what felt like 15 minutes I come out all Chicago PD style looking for the illusive burglar.

After not finding anyone and the gate being securely closed, I figured it was the neighbor.

Well my brother has now figured out that a soda absolutely exploded in the mini fridge on the porch and I feel dumber than a bag of rocks!

Just wanted to share my “woooooooow” moment for today ‘_’